“…I cannot think of one act or one piece of proposed legislation that has been in the best interest of the people of Australia.”
http://theaimn.com/2014/03/31/whats-there-to-crow-about/
It’s so laughable I just want to cry!
“…I cannot think of one act or one piece of proposed legislation that has been in the best interest of the people of Australia.”
http://theaimn.com/2014/03/31/whats-there-to-crow-about/
It’s so laughable I just want to cry!
Songs that saved my life (Pt 1).
I’m going to do this too! Stay tuned…
“A spokesperson for bigots’ rights group GET OUT! said it was a relief to finally have the go-ahead to be a prick.”
Full story here:
http://www.theshovel.com.au/2014/03/25/bigots-relieved-to-have-clarity-on-rights/
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Image: http://www.blogotariat.com
No soybeans for Mr. Johansson THIS year!
Selections from my forthcoming terrible cookbook
Pumpkin Surprise
7 handfuls of Cool Ranch Doritos
Roughly a gallon of caramel sauce
1 can of pumpkin puree
1 smoked turkey leg from the Fair
Combine the Doritos and the caramel inside a freshly carved Jack-o-Lantern. Watch as it oozes out the eyeholes. Pretty neat, huh? Next, drizzle on the pumpkin puree. Maybe see what that feels like rubbed on your face. Gross? You bet. Put the whole mess in the front seat of your car and just drive, man, just drive. When you reach the border of the closest state, eat that turkey leg. You’ve earned it, buddy.
Farmer’s Stew
1 goat
7 gallons melted fish
Most vegetables
No salt
An unacceptable amount of paprika
Mix the goat and the melted fish in a cauldron over a roaring fire. Make witchy faces and noises. Curse your neighbor’s crops. IMPORTANT: Make sure you…
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Every Who down in Who-ville liked English a lot
But the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT!
Whenever he thought of the language, he’d languish
In horrified anger and furious anguish!
But the funny thing was that beneath all this hate
He somehow believed, well, that English was great.
But it wasn’t the English the Whos wrote and spoke –
No! THAT made him scowl! Made him fume! Made him choke!
Made him choke!
Made him choke!
Made him CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!
So what on earth was it the innocent Whos
Were doing so wrong with the language they’d use?
If you were to walk into Who-ville one day
You’d see lots of people with fine things to say.
They’d joke and exclaim and they’d promise and sing,
They’d chat and debate – yes, they’d do anything
That this wonderfully versatile…
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